Decoding Fake IPL Player

Must admit, I'm enjoying Fake IPL Player's blog (see previous post). Part of the fun is figuring out who's who in the "All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional." Yeah, right!

For those who want a quick and easy ready reckoner to understand the cast of characters, I present the dramatis personae (in order of appearance):

Lord Almighty/Lordie – Saurav Ganguly
Coachie/Bhooka Naan – John Buchanan
New Skipper – Brendon McCullum
Vinnie/Winnie/Badshah Dildo – Shahrukh Khan
Phoren Babus – KKR Coaching Squad: Andrew Leipus (physio), Adrian Le Roux (trainer), Matthew Mott (coach)
Kishen Kanhaiyya Commentator – Ravi Shastri
Sheik of Tweak – Shane Warne
Bevdaa Team – Bangalore Royal Challengers
Big Sister’s Team – Rajasthan Royals
Calypso King – Chris Gayle
Mr. Batlivala – Vijay Mallya
RDB – Ranadeb Bose
Lordie’s troika (the other two) – Sachin Tendulkar and Rahul Dravid
Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh
Little Monster – Sachin Tendulkar
Mammary Land – where Sheik of Tweak is generally found
Pedophile Priest – Adam Gilchrist
Little John – Ishant Sharma
Very Very Special Friend Ram – VVS Laxman
Kaan Moolo/Young former India player who will remain a former India player – Ajit Agarkar
Appam Chutiya – Sreesanth
Bubblie’s Team – Kings XI Punjab
Lordie’s Boy/3rd suspect/Shakespeare – Akash Chopra
Main spinner/Style Bhai Spinner – Murali Kartik
Back up keeper /Reserve keeper – Wriddhiman P Saha
Young Aussie – Moises Henriques
Bangla Tiger/Buddy from Bangladesh – Mashrafe Mortaza
Junta Tormentor – Ajantha Mendis
Baja of Baroda – Anshuman Gaekwad
John Wrong – John Wright
Havai Chappal – Greg Chappell
Sandy Baddy Babe – Mandira Bedi
Commentator who crossed the border – Alistair Campbell
Meera Bhai – Harbhajan Singh
Babli – Preity Zinta
BubLee – Brett Lee
Bunty – Ness Wadia
Joker (TV anchor) – Meiyang Chang (Indian idol 3)
Sheegra-patan – Yusuf Pathan
Akram Azam – Kamran Khan
Ganji Hanger – Sanjay Bangar
Chintu Singh – Anureet Singh
Candy Nickle – Andy Bichel
Big Mac – Matthew Hayden
Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty
Biggest Bevdaa – Jesse Ryder
Peter Ka Beta/Re-Peter – Kevin Petersen
RVR Sing – Vikram (VRV) Singh
Mangal Pandey – Laxmi Ratan Shukla
Gilli Danda – Ashok Dinda
Boy George – Joy Bhattacharya
Little Sister – Shamita Shetty

Let me know if you think I've got any wrong. And I'll continue to update this list as Mr Fake IPL adds to his.